Friday, May 27, 2011

Beware Of Meat Loaf

Yesterday I had one of those "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time" moments. I made two critical errors during my lunch break:
1) I went to the hospital cafeteria for lunch.
2) I ordered meat loaf. Yes, meat loaf.

I honestly can't explain why this happened. I don't really even like meat loaf. Let alone from the hospital cafeteria. I went there because it's right by my work, it's cheap, and sometimes it actually tastes okay. But not on this day. Meat loaf? Seriously? I willingly ordered meat loaf from the hospital cafeteria?!?!

I know what you're thinking Captain Obvious. You're thinking "Duh, you fool! If you chose to eat hospital meat loaf, you deserve that feeling in your stomach like you swallowed an angry badger."

I am so disappointed in myself for my poor choice of food. If one of my children had made this decision, I would have scolded them and proceeded to ground them for a week. I am so ashamed.

I can assure you that I have learned from my mistake. This error will not happen again. Next time I will pass on the meat loaf, no matter how tempting it may seem at the time. Go ahead - threaten me with my life. I still will not eat hospital meat loaf.

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  1. You've let me down, Cory. You've let us ALL down. You're supposed to set the standard for food consumption for the rest of us. Where were the Twinkies, the Ding Dongs, the Cupcakes?? I think it would be in order to hold a public flogging for you at the Town Square.

  2. Meat loaf should die. So should chicken fried steak, and I don't care what you say!!!!

    If you eat these things YOU MIGHT DIE.

    We have all been warned.

    PS- You should be jealous about U2 because it was A-MAZING.

  3. What is it with you and Meatloaf? I first stopped at your other blog and read your post about doing your wife's makeup ("I will do anything for love"). Incidentally: doing your wife's makeup = good. Wearing your wife's makeup = not good. I think your man card is intact and your husband card got an extra star or two on it. So it's pretty funny that this, the second of your posts I've read, also relates to meatloaf (albeit with a lowercase m).

    Being a teacher, I'm wary of any cafeteria food, particularly ones that are easily disguised/altered/added to. I hope the badger goes away soon.

  4. All your Meatloaf references are cracking me up! Great blog! I'll look forward to following!

  5. I doubt you could get me to eat meatloaf at a fancy restaurant (do they even serve loafed meat?) let alone the hospital cafeteria. Yuck.

  6. It's been quite some time since I've had meatloaf! I think Meatloaf, the singer, will be the closest I ever get to it again! And that's a long way off.

  7. I love meatloaf.... Day old meatloaf and french bread= good stuff.... Mmmm