A few nights ago our family had an impromptu push-up competition. I don't mean to brag, but I was able to pound 1 boy push-up and 12 girl push-ups. Take that all you stupid bullies that pushed me around in elementary school!
The kids were stunned into silence while witnessing my incredibly enormous strength. I am finally reaping the rewards of all the time I spend weight lifting (exactly, um, zero hours).
On the bright side, I did beat my wife in our competition!
Disclaimer: my wife has two broken elbows.
HAHAHAHA! You don't even know your own strength!ReplyDelete
Last night I was actually planning my half marathon finish photo "jump"!!
BA ha ha! Who has time for strength training when you are running no less than a bazillion miles a week? I mean, come on, the rest of the time is certainly spent pounding snickers bars to properly refuel. (I hear tell they are loaded with protein and sugar free....)ReplyDelete