Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Our Push Up Competition

A few nights ago our family had an impromptu push-up competition. I don't mean to brag, but I was able to pound 1 boy push-up and 12 girl push-ups. Take that all you stupid bullies that pushed me around in elementary school!

The kids were stunned into silence while witnessing my incredibly enormous strength. I am finally reaping the rewards of all the time I spend weight lifting (exactly, um, zero hours).

On the bright side, I did beat my wife in our competition!

Disclaimer: my wife has two broken elbows.


  1. HAHAHAHA! You don't even know your own strength!

    Last night I was actually planning my half marathon finish photo "jump"!!

  2. BA ha ha! Who has time for strength training when you are running no less than a bazillion miles a week? I mean, come on, the rest of the time is certainly spent pounding snickers bars to properly refuel. (I hear tell they are loaded with protein and sugar free....)