Thursday, August 16, 2012

I Was THAT Guy!

At the Corner Canyon 50k on Saturday I was THAT guy.

You know THAT guy. He's the one wandering around the finish line that everybody is looking at thinking "Boy, I'm sure glad I'm not THAT guy!" 

One year at the Top Of Utah Marathon, THAT guy was at the finish line with red streaks down his shirt from some bloody nipples. I was sure glad I wasn't THAT guy!

One year at the St. George Half Marathon a guy was wearing too short shorts. He woke up that morning and thought "You know what? I feel SO patriotic today! What can I do to display my patriotism on a chilly January morning? I've got it! I'll wear my too short flag shorts!" I was sure glad I wasn't THAT guy!

Well, on Saturday I was THAT guy. Despite some difficult trails and temps flirting with 100 degrees, I felt great all day. Until I stopped running. That's when it hit. My body got tingly. My vision started getting fuzzy. And the nausea?!?! Holy Aunt Jemima, the nausea! I had a few dry heaves but nothing came out.

I realized that among the crowd at the finish line......I had become THAT guy. I could feel people looking at me out of the corner of their eyes. They were probably placing bets on how many minutes it would take before I blew chunks. After about ten minutes a guy came up to me and said "Are you okay?" I told him I was fine. Just a little sick. Then he gave me a pep talk about throwing up. He told me it was okay to barf, and I would probably feel better afterward. "Don't worry. All of us have done it." he said. I didn't tell him that I have too. I appreciated his concern. It's not everyday that you get a pep talk about barf after all.

My friend Susette happened to grab a picture of me trying to keep liquid in my stomach instead of on my shoes. I was only slightly exaggerating how horrible I was feeling. 

I'm telling you - it was miserable. I would rather have bloody nipples or wear hideous teeny flag shorts than be THAT guy who passes out and/or throws up on someone's shoes after a race.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Corner Canyon 50k Race Report

I have cried during races before. (Take, for example, the Javelina Jundred last year when I sobbed like a little school girl because my legs hurt so bad.) But I've never cried BEFORE a race. Until the Corner Canyon 50k on Saturday.

The race was a benefit for ultrarunner John Maack (aka Johnny Runner) who has been diagnosed with cancer. He is in the midst of ugly chemo treatments....and still manages to get out on the trails to run. He talked for a few minutes before the race started about his trials and gratitude, and I admit that a little bit of awesome leaked out of my eyes. We all started the race feeling inspired.

The temperature was perfect as we started, but I knew we'd be in for a warm day. The forecast was 98 to 100 degrees. We made sure to take advantage of our time before the sun came up.

My friend Susette Fisher from You'll Always Have My Heart was also running the 50k. She asked me a week ago if I'd be interested in pacing her and helping her get to the finish. This was her first ultramarathon and I knew we'd have a good time together.

The first chunk of miles of the course is very runnable. There were some rollers but nothing major. And the trail was nice and smooth. We just cruised along.

After a while we hit some hills. At the time we thought they were pretty good hills. (Later on we met REAL hills. No. They weren't hills. They were mountains. The kind that almost make you cry like a little school girl.)

Without a doubt, my favorite sections of the whole race were parts when we ran under a thick canopy of trees. It was pretty much beautiful. The scenery is so vastly different from the red rocks where I usually run in southern Utah.

There was also a 25k that started an hour after us. After a few hours we heard some rustling behind us. And then a guy went screaming past. I'm positive this guy won the 25k because he was light years ahead of the next 25k runner.

One of the things I love most about ultramarathons is the aid stations. When you're out running all day, your body needs more than just a few Gu packets to get you through. At each station I loaded up on Skittles, chips, pretzels, and an embarrassingly large amount of Coke.

Susette caught on quickly to the strategy in long trail races. Sometimes the trail will let you run. And when that happens, my friend, you RUN! But sometimes the trail makes you put your hands on your hips and climb. And climb. And you can feel your heart beating in your head. And you can't seem to get air into your lungs. And your calves feel like someone poured lighter fluid on them and started them on fire. And then you climb some more.
 
We had one little stretch of flat land around mile 15 before the real work of the race began.

We had started some of the lung-burning, leg-demolishing hills which hurt, but we were rewarded with some amazing views of the valley below where we had started.

Part of the course includes a trail called Widowmaker. I had never been on this trail before, but was kind of excited for this section because I thought it would be cool to finish a race that included the word "WIDOWMAKER" in the course description. Here is where the fun begins:

The trail is so steep that in some sections we had to try to scramble up on our hands and feet. The steep incline is punishing and brutal. And it goes on for MILES. Those two miles took us an hour.

After a hard push, we made it to the top of Widowmaker! We survived, and thankfully neither of our spouses became widows.

We were now 18 miles into the race and it was sweltering hot. In some canyons it felt like the heat was swallowing us. Every once in a while we passed under a tunnel which gave a much-appreciated break from the heat, if only for a few seconds.

The Corner Canyon Ultra Trail Run had race organization down to a science. And this was a first year race! The aid stations were well-stocked and had lots of ice. (A life saver!) The volunteers seriously could not have been better. They were incredible. And the course marking was the best I've seen in a trail race. The ribbons were everywhere. It's a huge relief to not worry about getting lost.

Susette did awesome during the race. The only time I really had to help much was around mile 28. She started to stumble around a little and had a hard time keeping going. I had a hunch that maybe she hadn't stayed on top of nutrition and convinced her to eat a Gu packet. About one minute later she was like a new woman! It was like she drank a gallon of 5 Hour Energy then darted down the trail. I was feeling good. (Fear not, I saved my hard crash for after the race.)

After 9 hours and 47 minutes we crossed the finish line! I was very proud of Susette. My favorite part of the entire day was at the finish line talking to John Maack. He is an inspiring runner and human being. I was touched that such a huge group of friends and fellow runners were there to put on the race for him. To think that he is out running while he has a port in his chest for chemotherapy is astounding. It was the perfect ending to an amazing day.

Apparently my body thought it would be downright hilarious for me to get really sick at the finish line. Once I stopped running everything started spinning and I had a few dry heaves. I wanted to keep talking to John but decided I better step to the side so I didn't throw up on his shoes.

I couldn't be happier with my day. Aside from a hit of post-run nausea, I felt good all day. It gave me a good confidence boost for the upcoming 100 miler. I have no doubt that the Corner Canyon Ultra Trail Run will become a renowned race. They couldn't have organized the race any better. Without question this is one you need to add to your calendar.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Picture From Scott Jurek and Anton Krupicka

There are lots of runners I admire and look up to. But top on my list is Scott Jurek. This guy is arguably the most dominant ultrarunner in the world. He won the Western States 100 miler SEVEN times in a row. He has won Badwater a few times. His recent book Eat and Run was an instant New York Times Best Seller. The guy is amazing.

I also admire ultrarunning freak of nature Anton Krupicka. Not only does he look like Jesus in running shoes, but he is insanely fast and featured in the movie Unbreakable.

My friend Cherie Santiago works at Ultraspire and worked at the Outdoor Retailer Expo. She emailed me the most awesome digital autograph from Scott and Anton!

I thought this was so kind of Cherie to talk to these guys and get a picture for me. Not only is she one of the nicest friends you could ask for, but she also has some serious hops. Thanks Cherie!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Getting Lucky With Lightning

I have gone out many nights this summer trying to get some decent pictures of lightning. Up until Friday night, all I got was a bunch of garbage.

But after going to the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid movie with Jackson Friday night we saw lots of lightning on the horizon. Jackson said "Dad, lets go take lightning pictures!" I was planning to go, but I was even more excited when I saw how excited he was.

We got lucky and I drove to a spot that had a perfect view of the approaching storm. Here are some of my favorite pictures from the evening:





Jackson and I had a blast showing each other the pictures we had gotten. We couldn't have asked for a better night.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Best Trail In Zion National Park and 200 Mile Month

Good news: I'm doing an impromptu 50k on Saturday! It's the Corner Canyon Ultra Trail Run in Draper, Utah. I've run some of the trails here and they were incredible. If you're in the area, it's not too late to sign up. I think it will be fun!

Monday, July 30th 2012: 10 miles @ 11:57 minutes per mile. Very early run before work, I think I slept through the whole thing.

That night I ran another 6 miles @ 10:56 in the Red Cliffs Desert Reserve.

That last run put me at exactly 200 miles for the month, the most I've ever had. I was very happy and thankful.

Friday, August 3rd 2012: West Rim Trail in Zion National Park. This was easily the most incredible trail I've seen in Zion. I'm not sure on exact distance, I've read 16 miles up to 18.6 miles. I went with my brother-in-law Matt and his brother Rorry.

The first few miles of the trail are pretty mild with little rolling hills. We started as the sun was climbing above the pines.

We ran some of the downhills and flats, but did a fast hike for most of the time.

By the time we started climbing it was starting to get hot outside. Matt was the only one who had been on this hike and he told us the best views were yet to come. He wasn't joking.

After a few hours we reached the west rim overlooking Zion National Park. The views really were breathtaking. The scenery is 100% better than these pictures give credit for.

We didn't see hardly anyone for most of the hike. Every corner we went around gave a new angle on the canyons below.


One of my favorite parts was an area of slick rock switchbacks coming down one of the canyons. The last few miles were a steep decent that had our knees and quads screaming.

The last few hours of the hike were insanely hot. It was that kind of heat that feels like an anaconda is wrapped around your body trying to suffocate you. I think it says in the Geneva Convention "Thou shalt not hike for 5 hours and 29 minutes in Zion National Park in August." We got a very slight break every once in a while when we passed under some shade.

I can't wait to do this hike again. It was easily the most awesome hike I've done in Zion. But next time I'll do it in the spring or fall. Not August.